People are always saying that God is looking out for me. He might be. He might also be looking to kill me, and just isn't doing a bang up job. I mean if you are going to give me Cancer, why give me one that's so curable? Or is God still working on the assumption that we are still nomads with no more idea of biological workings than "stay the fuck away from Women when they menstruate. Because, blood? Right?
Wait. Blood. Ancient times. Blood carries disease. For instance Ebola. These ancient rules really might work. I guess some genius really did write that book after all. Stock on menstruation pads and and pluggers gentlemen. You're lady folk might be trying to kill you.
Do not. I repeat DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HANDLE YOUR WOMAN"S BLOODY EBOLA MAN KILLING REMINDER THAT YOU DIDN'T PRODUCE ME AN HEIR TWAT STUFFER!!!!!
Cuddles,
romius t aka the cancer boy
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