Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving: An Epic Poem from Romius T.

Everything is empty
and everything
you do
hurts me
in my
soul

and
"we're not
running
a special on turkeys" I tell you
because I think you're an asshole.

but at least I can see
down your shirt
when you bend over
you
skeezer bitch...

3 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You nailed our cultural zeitgeist and our societal malaise all at once with this epic poem.

thimscool said...

I usually don't eat turkey.

DrugMonkey, Master of Pharmacy said...

I don't know about cultural zeitgeist, but it is definitely the essence of retail.

Keep writing you bastard.