Thursday, October 21, 2010
I'm like a "mean" David Cross?
I'm like a mean David Cross?
How is that even possible? David Cross is like the meanest person on earth.
He has a giant swimming pool full of drowning kittens. An entire swimming pool, full of kittens. He has giant tubes that connect to the pool that dump kittens into it by the hundreds. Hundreds of kittens at a time into a giant, swirling 20 foot tall hot tub.
As soon as the pool gets full of kittens he floods the pool full of water and turns on the heated water jets. Then he just sits back in his chair (after a hard day's work of screaming at little old ladies leaving bible school) and watches as the poor little creatures jostle around and drown.
Now answer me this? How in the world am I anything like David Cross?
I don't have a pool or anything.