Tuesday, October 25, 2005

I am not getting any money for this...but...

Will someone please tell Howard Stern about Cottenelle's? He goes on and on about having to wet down tissues, when there is a much better alternative. By the way if any of you are not using this product it will change your life.

Just do an experiment (what can I say I live for empiricism) wipe your ass one day regular style. Then use the cottenelle. If you have anything left your not alone, so go buy it. This is the 21 st century it's about time we have toilet paper that befits this period of invention. We no longer torture people who eat crackers , we should no longer use toilet paper invented when the Sun revolved around the Earth.

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