- Cyborgs
- mad cow disease
- the end of men/genetic manipulation/the new eugenics
- chimeras or hybrids
- supercomputers
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Why the Future should scare you.
You can read the last two reasons why the future should worry you here at my great blog Bathos for the Misanthropic.
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
I am not getting any money for this...but...
Will someone please tell Howard Stern about Cottenelle's? He goes on and on about having to wet down tissues, when there is a much better alternative. By the way if any of you are not using this product it will change your life.
Just do an experiment (what can I say I live for empiricism) wipe your ass one day regular style. Then use the cottenelle. If you have anything left your not alone, so go buy it. This is the 21 st century it's about time we have toilet paper that befits this period of invention. We no longer torture people who eat crackers , we should no longer use toilet paper invented when the Sun revolved around the Earth.
Just do an experiment (what can I say I live for empiricism) wipe your ass one day regular style. Then use the cottenelle. If you have anything left your not alone, so go buy it. This is the 21 st century it's about time we have toilet paper that befits this period of invention. We no longer torture people who eat crackers , we should no longer use toilet paper invented when the Sun revolved around the Earth.
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Katrina evacuees using federal assistance money are living the high life with alcohol and strippers
Katrina evacuees using federal assistance money are living the high life with alcohol and strippers.
The newspaper's investigation recorded "a virtual parade of evacuees from a bus stop in the Wal-Mart parking lot in Falmouth to nearby liquor stores. "Some emerged and openly swilled from brown-bagged containers, while others poured booze into jugs or plastic cups and casually sipped drinks at the Wal-Mart bus stop."
At a Mashpee strip club, a dancer named Angel told the newspaper she had done several lap dances for evacuees, who tipped her $5 each time
They say you get 3 million dollar ideas a year. "A friend of mine" came up with his soon after reading that story. "Go to the Astrodome and sell rims." ( I likes me the spinning kind.) He says. "You could make a fortune."
"2000 dollar debit cards can get you some fancy ass rims and a nice healthy profit margin." Not that I support that "friend" I think he's a racist ass-hole. He then suggested opening a Popeyes franchise near the Dome if there isn't one.
The newspaper's investigation recorded "a virtual parade of evacuees from a bus stop in the Wal-Mart parking lot in Falmouth to nearby liquor stores. "Some emerged and openly swilled from brown-bagged containers, while others poured booze into jugs or plastic cups and casually sipped drinks at the Wal-Mart bus stop."
At a Mashpee strip club, a dancer named Angel told the newspaper she had done several lap dances for evacuees, who tipped her $5 each time
They say you get 3 million dollar ideas a year. "A friend of mine" came up with his soon after reading that story. "Go to the Astrodome and sell rims." ( I likes me the spinning kind.) He says. "You could make a fortune."
"2000 dollar debit cards can get you some fancy ass rims and a nice healthy profit margin." Not that I support that "friend" I think he's a racist ass-hole. He then suggested opening a Popeyes franchise near the Dome if there isn't one.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
I am gonna getr around to publishing something soon.
In the mean time How 'bout them COWBOYS? Eagles Suck.
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