Tuesday, July 02, 2019

Monetization and Google

I stopped writing a long time ago because I couldn't make it any money at it.  It's also time consuming and difficult.  The reason I can't make any money off this blog is because Google won't allow advertising on my site because it is not "family friendly."

Google is a little bitch company that spies on you like your worst nightmare from 1984 and knows more about you than your family and friends do, but God forbid you talk about necrophilia or make fun of Mexicans. Because if you do they won't allow you to monetize your content.  Even though they let Boeing and Coke who kill core people combined than just about anybody I know.

Certainly companies that pollute, kill, or engage in felonies would never be allowed to advertise on the YouTube platform or with Google services.  Ha.  I think we both know that idea is full of shit.  Google don't give a fuck about actual crimes against humanity.  They are just worried that a few worry warts or Christians will boycott one of the big companies that spend millions on advertising.

I don't have a problem with that.  I just think it's disingenuous to pretend to get up on your soap box or moral high ground and tell content producers what is moral and what is good when all you really concerned about is making money and appeasing advertisers.  Just come clean and tell it like it real is.

Look I'll do whatever it takes to get back some money on this hobby.  I'd even stop talking about necrophilia.  Which I personally don't think anyone should have an issue with.  The person is dead what do they care about anymore?  And I say that as long as the body is still warm...play ball.  Just be careful because rigorous fucking is likely to expel something more than gasses.  It's the price you pay for fun.

Maybe you guys remember the movie Kissed?*


Or maybe Google could just let me start a new account. I promise to behave Google.  No more dead people fucking!!! I promise!

*It's totally not ironic that you can watch a girl kiss dead people on their platform, but simply discussing a concept that's taboo will get you banned from adSense for eternity.  Not just on your current blog but ANY blog or YouTube channel you try,